When I met my husband, I was impressed by his sense of humor. Not in your face, slap stick, but rather very subtle, and a little dry — nonetheless, he made me laugh.
Since the children were born, he’s graduated to stand up comedian status. Do other dads make up songs about poop??
Check out these latest Facebook posts:
Feb 7th: (accompanied by photo documentation)
The boys helped themselves to a bubble bath last night. I walked out of the room for a few minutes and upon my return found they had unscrewed the lid to their liquid baby soap and poured a generous amount into the tub.
Feb 11th:
Toys, toys, everywhere but the kids cleared out the cabinets to make some fun. I should have panned out a little wider to show all the dishes & Tupperware on the floor.
Feb 27th:
Things dads can do that would make mere mortal (single) men hesitate- Change a stinky, messy diaper, and go right back to eating homemade mango-peach guacamole. YUM…..
Later that day, I read this:
The twins 5, Dad 2- the living room is strewn w/ thank-you cards & envelops, the boys knocked all the books out of one shelf of my book case, emptied two drawers of clothes in Rachel’s room, emptied an entire container of “Frizz-Ease” conditioner into their bath water, & peed on the carpet after bath. Daddy was able to make guacamole, & a chicken & vegi crock pot dish. Would post a pic but much too embarrassed. Need drinks for clean-up.
March 6th: (yes, I was in Baltimore)
Note to self: before turning the boys loose in the yard make sure the pooper scooper & bag of feces are well out of the way. P.S. bought the boys their 1st guns. Their idea not mine. Little nerf type guns. Thomas has learned how to fire it; by stomping on it. Adam is napping. He’ll be at the target range as soon as he wakes.
I’ve noticed a theme here …. all these posts are when I’m working. Sometimes, I’m scared to come back home!
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